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Fox News’ Jesse Watters wants to ‘burn bridges’ with Denmark for a pointless reason

By Apr 3rd
Greenland groans as JD Vance confirmed to be joining wife on controversial pre-invasion visit

By Mar 26th
‘Foreign interference’: Greenland seethes as Usha Vance dispatched on stealth propaganda op

By Mar 24th
‘We are not for sale’: Greenland defies Donald Trump in shock election result that’ll leave him fuming

By Mar 12th
Donald Trump threatens to take control of Greenland ‘one way or the other’ in rambling congressional address

By Mar 5th
MAGA Republicans want to rename Greenland and I wish I could make this up

By Feb 12th
‘F— off’: Trump roasted by European Parliament in response to Greenland obsession

By Jan 23rd
‘They were not Trump supporters’: Trump’s Greenland support revealed to be a lie by eye witness

By Jan 18th
‘Did not support Trump’s comments’: Trump’s Greenland support is revealed to be yet another lie

By Jan 16th
‘So paid crisis actors basically?’: Trump’s son allegedly bribed homeless Greenlanders for Trump support

By Jan 13th
‘I want to quench my imperialist thirst’: A Fox News host suggests why MAGAs want Canada

By Jan 9th
‘And the add the Panama Canal’: Marjorie Taylor Greene supports Trump’s new United States map and adds her own contributions

By Jan 9th
‘The people of Greenland are MAGA’: Donald Trump intent on buying Greenland

By Jan 8th
‘Economic force’: Trump muses on how he’ll annex Canada and claim the country as a state

By Jan 8th
‘Our country needs it’: Trump suggests a Greenland invasion, taking it away from Denmark

By Jan 8th
‘Tariff Denmark at a very high level’: Donald Trump’s latest economic threats pivot around Greenland obsession

By Jan 7th
‘The people of Greenland are ‘MAGA’: Trump believes that MAGA doesn’t just apply to America

By Jan 7th
‘Not for sale’: Trump wants to buy Greenland, and its Prime Minister is fighting back

By Dec 23rd
Donald Trump Wanted to Trade Puerto Rico for Greenland

By Aug 19th
No, Donald Trump, You Cannot Just Buy Greenland

By Aug 16th